#11 Phone Sex

Hi again nymphos,

 

This story may be a quick one because phone sex for me didn’t work out and just ended up being forced and awkward. The first (and last) time I had phone sex was with a girl I was seeing at the time named “E”. She claimed to be quite sexual, but didn’t “do” oral, but that is just me ranting on because she turned out to be a bitch who cheated on me, but I digress.

 

Unfortunately “E” was the second woman I was with sexually so of course I experienced some firsts with her; in fact I can think of at least one more time she’ll appear in one of my blog posts. The two of us lived far apart – about two hours – so we didn’t get to be as intimate as much as we had hoped, but we would Skype or talk on the phone ever single night. One day she leaves me a text message saying what time she’ll be off work and how she wants to have phone sex with me tonight.

 

I was nervous – more nervous than my first time having sex ironically. I was taken back to an old Friends episode where Ross is asked to talk dirty and has to learn from Joey. That night she called me and we just had some general chit chat until she playfully asked me what I thought she was doing. “E” admitted that she was touching herself to the sound of my voice. I “admitted” I was touching myself as well, when in reality I was playing Batman Arkham Asylum on PS4 (Good game).

 

I’ll admit she was a good dirty talker and clearly had some experience with it before, unlike me. I put down my game controller and got more into it as she told me what she wanted to do to me from riding my hard throbbing cock to me spanking her as hard as I could (never mentioned a blow job). Suddenly she stops and says “Okay, it is your turn.” I played it off like I didn’t know what to say (which I didn’t). “E” begged me and encouraged me to tell her what I was going to do to her. This is the moment where things began to go downhill.

 

For some reason – even though I have no problem with it – I didn’t feel like swearing. She wanted me to say stuff like “cunt” and “cock”, but I couldn’t manage to get the words out. I may have blacked out because I’m having trouble remember what I said, but it was enough for her to realize phone sex wasn’t my thing.

 

 

“E” continued the dirty talk and asked to hear me cum by listening to my grunts and moans. She wanted to help me along so started telling me what she would do to me if I was there with her. I decided to give it a try and pulled out my cock and began masturbating. Unfortunately I wasn’t able to get to that point, the dirty talk wasn’t doing it for me. I cued up some porn on my laptop to speed things up a bit, but even the porn couldn’t bring me to the point of no return.

 

What I did next I’m not proud of but I don’t regret it one bit. I sped up my breathing and started to moan something like “Oh yeah baby, don’t stop I’m close. Tell me more!” A few moments later I hit my imaginary climax and grunted before letting out a long deep breath; the only time I ever faked an orgasm. That is right ladies! Men do it too!

 

We talked a little longer and then said our good nights. Funny enough the next time I saw her during sex she was on top of me and said “Talk dirty to me babe”. It turned out just as well as the phone sex and I realize it is something I have to work on. I think I said something like “Ooooh yeah babe, ride my hard cock” but when I said “cock” I kind of stuttered because it sounded weird coming out of my mouth. In the end I wouldn’t be opposed to phone sex again but will try and avoid it the best I can.

 

 

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