Slasher films are about two things, violence and sex. In honor of today being Friday the 13th, we look back at the sex involved in the biggest slasher franchise of all time. However these are based strictly on the Friday The 13th franchise meaning Freddy vs Jason will not be included on this list. Enjoy!
(Possible Spoilers Ahead)
1. Bree’s Sex Scene (Julianna Guill) – Friday The 13th (2009)
I was hoping to put an older scene in the number one spot, but you just can’t compete with what you can show in modern cinema. Bree’s sex scene is full frontal nudity at it’s finest and a features something you might even see in porn. Her breasts bouncing, thighs flexing, back arching and ass protruding is too much not to make this the sexiest scene in the Friday The 13th franchise.
2. Terry’s Midnight Swim (Kirsten Baker) – Friday The 13th Part II (1981)
This scene is what made me want to watch all of the films and make this list. The classic ’80s scream queen look – the booty shorts that have the bottom of their cheeks hanging out. She may not have been the hottest character on this list, but this scene is the essence of this list and horror titillation. We also get a look at those cheeks on full display later on in the film when she goes skinny dipping.
3. Sex In The Woods With Tina – Friday The 13th: A New Beginning (1985)
A naked body that is meant to be dead shouldn’t be sexy, but it is in the horror genre. Tina sneaking off into the woods to fuck a Tom Cruise look-a-like turned out to be one of the few time an actress went full frontal in this franchise. It used to be we would see their butt or their breasts, but Tina showed us everything before meeting her demise.
4. Skinny Dipping With Sandy (Heidi Kozak) – Friday The 13th: New Blood (1988)
Skinny dipping when danger is around has becoming horror films biggest trope. Basically if you plan on getting naked it any form of water it is almost a guarantee you’re not coming back alive and that continues to be the case with Sandy. Props to the director for getting us that underwater between the legs shot.
5. Shower Sex Sara (Barbara Howard) – Friday The 13th: The Final Chapter (1984)
Sara played the virgin in the fourth instalment of Friday The 13th. She was the book nerd and contemplated having sex with her boyfriend. Well she decided to finally take the plunge and had a shower with him. What came next had my heart skipping a beat as her ass pressed up against the foggy glass door of the shower. The scene was perfectly shot to really drive home the sex appeal and I thank the director for that.
6. Elizabeth Marcus Takes A Bath (Julie Michaels) – Jason Goes To Hell (1993)
She may be an FBI decoy and only in the film for no longer than a few minutes, but damn she’s got an hourglass figure to die for. Elizabeth has an ass that can hang with the best of Hollywood’s elite and yet she is fairly unknown. Plus there isn’t anything hotter than watching a woman slide her panties down over her thighs – in my personal opinion at least.
7. Amanda Oils Up (America Olivo) – Friday The 13th (2009)
This scene is also from the latest film, but it isn’t anything like the previously mentioned sex scene. Amanda opens her button up shirt to reveal her bust while trying to arouse her boyfriend by rubbing oil all over her breasts and nipples. Unfortunately you can tell her breasts are fake and somehow take away from the authentic bodies in these films. However, it is still pretty damn sexy.
8. Suzi’s Opening Plot (Tiffany Paulsen) – Friday The 13th: Jason Takes Manhattan (1989)
Now we’re getting into the more subtle forms of sexy in the franchise. This is simply the opening of the film where Suzi and her boyfriend are making out. It cuts to scene of him sliding off her panties and having the press up against her cheeks, leaving us wanting so much more.
9. Marcie’s Pre-Death Scene (Jeannine Taylor) – Friday The 13th (1980)
Women in white undies has become a staple in horror films and this was the first for the Friday The 13th franchise. How could I not include the sexiness of Marcie on this list after being the first? Although it seems if you strip off any clothes in these films, you have a good chance of ending up dead and that’s the case in this scene.
10. Running Wet Pam (Melanie Kinnaman) – Friday The 13th: A New Beginning (1985)
Let’s be honest here, A New Beginning was one of the worst films in the franchise, but it did produce a titillating scene that still remains in my memory to this day. Most of Jason’s victims are teenagers or college students, but in this case Pam was a cougar in terms of slasher films. Anyone that reads my blog knows I love older women and when Pam started running in the rain wearing a white top I couldn’t take my eyes of the screen. The wet fabric pressing against her breasts with her nipples visible. Not to mention the way they bounced when she ran for her life.
11. Debbie’s Hammock Strip (Tracie Savage) – Friday The 13th Part III (1982)
The hammock sex scene wasn’t much, but it produced a scene prior and following that was hot as hell. Debbie strips down, but the camera is framed perfectly so we can’t see her breasts as she pulls her shirt off her shoulders. Slight cleavage leaves much to the imagination. Once they finished having sex she goes in for a shower and we finally get to see what we missed out on. Her breasts in all their wet and sudsy glory. Unfortunately for Debbie, she should have stayed in the shower because she quickly became Jason’s next victim.
12. Rowan Wakes Up (Lexa Doig) – Jason X (2001)
This film wasn’t as bad as I expected – I mean it was bad, but just not a complete dumpster fire. One of the aspects that made this film decent was the introduction of Rowan. She became one of the most badass female characters in the franchise and it was the scene above that showed off her sexiness when she wakes up naked with only a steel curtain covering up her bust.
13. Sharlene’s Blackmail (Tamara Mason) – Friday The 13th: Jason Takes Manhattan (1989)
Nothing like a little blackmail to get yourself a passing grade and that is what Sharlene attempts to do in this scene. She is a complete bitch and will receive some much needed karma later at the hands of Jason, but this scene was just as unexpected as it was sexy.
Bonus: Forced Down On Megan (Jennifer Cooke) – Friday The 13th: Jason Lives (1986)
Friday The 13th: Jason Lives is by far my favourite film of the franchise, yet it had absolutely no nudity. However, that being said we did get a hot moment between character’s Tommy and Megan played by the gorgeous Jennifer Cooke. In an attempt to hide from the police, Megan forces Tommy’s head down between her legs and we get a close up view of the camel toe between her legs. When he bumps into her crotch while down there, Megan exclaims “That’s what I want”. There may have been no sex or nudity in this scene, but the sexual tension and the way it was shot was enough to receive an honorable mention.